Delhi for you all...
1. Out of all 10 radio stations, only one station plays good english music.
2. After every 2 kilometers you come across a flyover.
3. On every 4th car, there is a cheesy line like 'I love you Jaan'.
4. Broad roads but still traffic jams.
5. You can listen to music without playing in your car coz car next to you is playing full volume music.
6. In summers, out of 24 hrs you have power for only 10 hours.
7. Tasty roadside food stalls in each and every lane to curb your hunger!
8. Handsome guys but when they open their mouth...ahem ahem..no comments.
9. Handsome guys with good communication skills usually are not from Delhi. :D
10. How can I forget our dear autowallas. They ask for double the amount. Once they asked for 400 bucks from CP to Noida. Can you beat that?
11. Dilli ki sardi...hmm...one has to wear 3-4 layers of sweaters to survive the Delhi winters.
12. An international band will be playing but people will be screaming for some bhangra songs.
13. Blueline buses still on the roads and killings continue....
14. Happening place for students remains the same..North Campus DU.
15. After being Delhi for 8 years I was still confused till last year whether the stream of water that I cross is Yamuna or a big long uncovered drain....Yeah baby..it is our yamuna!
16. The sexiest stretch of road to go for a drive....Greater Noida expressway.
17. You will always find 9-10 major constructions going on on the roads of Delhi.
18. Every pretty looking car has a dent.
19. You cannot miss out this one...college going girls with tiny little bags..just enough space to put their lipstick, comb and perfume. They carry their books in their hands.
20. During Holi, one should try not to walk through small lanes...you won't even get to know from which direction a balloon filled with dirt came flying and ruined your clothes.
21. Delhi is the best place to shop. From cheap stuff to good stuff...you have it all.
22. Karims(Indian Food joint) and Big chill(Continental food joint) still rock!
23. One can find Books in every corner of the streets...from cheap printed ones to originals.
24.Republic Day parade is the one thing which anyone shouldn't miss. It is grand and amazing.
25. Every politician in Delhi plants one tree and cuts five trees.
2 comments:
I like the way you summed up Delhi for your readers. It's so apt. I would recommend that every person who visits Delhi, first go through your blog rather than those ridiculous tourist guides. May be you should consider publishing this post on some tourist site. Heyy but one thing you missed out on - The roads of Chandni Chowk..hehe
Damn... not only is this original but, you hit the nail on the head!!! Keep at it honey...
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